It seems as you look around school, everyone is trading their favorite “SFSU Confessions,” posts from the page where students share gems like “I wipe my roommate’s toothbrush on my balls,” and “Having a fuckbuddy in college is way easier than having a relationship.” In honor of our new weekly feature showing the top ten […]
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Categories: relationships, SEX
It’s Valentine’s Day: the day of love which may or may not lead to mating if you play your cards right. While SF State humans have some of their own, uh, unique mating rituals, there are some local animals that have even weirder sex. Let’s start with banana slugs: hermaphrodites with unusually long sex organs. […]
If you look like “Walter” from the Godaddy.com Super Bowl commercial, apply to SF State next year
Categories: Campus life, SEX, TV & movies
Super Bowl commercials have become an integral part of many viewers’ big game experience. But don’t worry, The Swamp isn’t going to bore you with another “top ten Super Bowl commercials” list. God knows there are enough of those out there. But, I would like to sit down and talk to you about my good […]
Crime Blotter: Choke your chicken somewhere else
Categories: Campus life, Crime, SEX
After a long run in the Golden Gate Xpress, it is time for the infamous Crime Blotter to move into less conservative waters. Inside the murky waters of The Swamp, the Crime Blotter is now a place where some of us at Xpress can have a little more freedom to cross lines of decency when […]
Secret Sex Spots on Campus
Categories: Campus life, SEX
In the backrooms, bathrooms, and on the rooftops, SF State students are gettin’ down on campus like there is no (job) tomorrow.